Thursday, March 3, 2011

Snappy Answers to Stupid Headlines March 3 2011

Wisconsin Protestors Bring Inflatable Palm Trees To Protest

Answer: if only Billo could understand what this meant. "Satire goes in, satire goes out. Never a miscommunication."

Wisconsin Senate Republicans Declare Absent Wisconsin Senate Democrats In Contempt, Authorize Their Arrest Outside Wisconsin

Answer: apart from the stupidity of this (would they have arrested Lincoln for leaving by a second-floor window to prevent a quorum and thus a vote he was going to lose?), only Wisconsin Senate Republicans would do something that could later be used as a precedent for arresting...themselves.

Website Rookie Speaks At Conference About New Gig

Yessir. Also read about it here, and here, and here